Jack Smith the third
Thought it absurd
That he had created such a storm
With his ideas of math reform |
Matt Koehler
Wanted to be a sailor
But now spends his time making faces
While discussing video cases. |
Dick Prawat,
Said I have an idea about that
And gloated and grinned and yelled Whee!!
Did you know, Charles Pierce stole his ideas from John Dewey |
Ralph Putnam
Bit daintily into a plum
Singing to himself, hey
It's so cool to be coordinating meetings for AERA |
Pat Dickson
Had a strange idea of fun
He spent his time fixing us a bite
And uploading his recipes on to his web site. |
Patrick Dickson
Announced one day in his office in Erickson
I see a vision, a new way, I see the world turning
Come share with me the joys of online learning. |
Dr. Rand J. Spiro
Was regarded as being a hero
For hitting Control-Alt-Escape
While crisscrossing the ill-structured landscape |
Kelly Mix
For her research, studied kids younger than six!
Hmm, she thought joyfully, maybe I can sidestep IRB
By just having my own baby! |
Nell Duke
Took it to be a rebuke
When told her research was too messy
What do you expect, she said, I work in early literacy! |
Jere Brophy
Brought home a trophy
They gave it to me as an invitation
To write yet another book on motivation |
David E. Wong
Hummed a song
As he got his fix
Thinking of Dewey and Aesthetics
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Dr. Wallace, Raven
Searched for a safe haven
To write her papers on the mythology
Of what teachers need to know of technology
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Dean Carole Ames
Went for all MSU games
Where she would have the fits
Thinking about college budgetary deficits! |
Jon Star
Just loved his car
His bigger passion were the tricks
That students performed in mathematics
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Yong Zhao
During a pow-wow
Said don't you think it is funny
How they just keep sending me all this grant money |
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Dr. Punya Mishra
Loved to blah blah blah
But he stopped dead, when he got the news
There'd be no tenure for publishing clerihews. |
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